Man I don't know a lot of things yet, but I do know that there has to be something better out there than this stuff mom is always trying to feed me. First of all it dribbles down my chin way to easily and then it makes me burp. Boy does it make me burp! Next thing I know, dad has got my chin in his hand and is slapping me on the back like I'm a major leaguer who just hit a homer!Apparently I've got a natural skill and talent for this burping thing too. All I do is cut one loose and everyone in the room applauds. Seriously folks it's not that hard! Just open up the mouth and let 'er rip. Sheesh! Well, I do that a few more times just to, you know, impress them and stuff!
... Where is that pacifier ... ?
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